The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for many years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men
by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over
just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went:
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.. He saw me and said, 'You
are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said..
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
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